Elmer’s First Law of Global Warming or “The Chicken Little Syndrome” is: After an unusual warm spell, some people think that means the globe will burn up, so they run around screaming “The Globe Is Warming! The Globe Is Warming!”
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Laws of Global Warming
Elmer’s Second Law of Global Warming or “God Is In Control” is: Whenever the mainstream media comes out and says that Global Warming is for real, we get hit with unusually cold weather. For instance today’s cover of the Startribune, which mentions on the same page an extended cold wave …
Elmer’s Third Law Of Global Warming Is: Most Global Warming occurs during the summer.