By Elmer Beauregard
A Tale of Two St. Patty’s Days
Tomorrow is the first day of spring and we just got hit with a blizzard here in Minnesota, this will be the coldest March in decades. Just last year it was 80º F on St. Patrick’s Day, this year it was 15º at the time of the St. Patty’s Day parade in Downtown Minneapolis. I don’t know about you but I would prefer the 80º option, hence the name of our group “Minnesotans For Global Warming”. That is a whopping 65º drop in temperature in just one year, below is a graph of what that looks like.
I find it ironic that we get hit with a big cold spell about the same time that a new report came out saying that it’s getting warmer faster than we thought. This is further proof of Elmer’s second law of Global Warming which states:
Whenever the mainstream media comes out and says that Global Warming is for real, we get hit with unusually cold weather.