White House: Global Warming Causes Cold Weather!

By Elmer Beauregard

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With the recent “Polar Vortex” a lot of people across the U.S. are starting to question the whole Global Warming thing because it’s hard to believe in Global Warming when you’re freezing to death.

So today the White House is trying to do damage control and keep the global warming myth alive in the minds of the people by having John Holdren the White House Climate Czar explain to us how “a growing body of evidence suggests that the kind of extreme cold being experienced by much of the United States as we speak, is a pattern that we can expect to see with increasing frequency”.

Back in 1971 John Holdren believed that human activity was going to cause a new ice age. When that didn’t happen and things got warmer through the 80′s and 90′s he switched his stance saying that human activity is causing global warming.

For the last 17 years however temps have plateaued and now they seem to be heading back down again. But instead of just switching back to the whole ice age thing again Holdren seems to be mixing the two theories by saying that it’s getting warmer in the North Pole which is causing it to get colder here in the U.S..

So he’s basically politicizing the weather by saying, whenever there is bad weather of any kind, man is to blame, so we need to tax you so we can make good weather.

I am reminded of the scene from the movie ‘Wizard of Oz’ when Dorothy discovers that the Wizard isn’t a wizard at all but just smoke and mirrors when she sees the man behind the curtain. Being revealed as a fake the wizard tries to divert Dorothy by saying “Pay no attention to man behind the curtain!”

I am also reminded of the famous George Bush quote.

“fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”