Elmer Beaureguard

OK, I'll admit it, it's been a rough spring, we've had a lot of rain and tornadoes, a little more than usual, but that won't stop the Global Warming fanatics from using the recent floods and tonadoes for their own purposes.
I did a Google search for "Global Warming" in the news, and everybody is blaming Global Warming for the floods and Tornadoes. USA Today, The Associated Press, Science Daily, the New York Times even George Bush thinks this is the case.
But wait a minute, if Global Warming is causing all this severe weather why is it happening this year, the coldest year in over a decade? Why isn't anybody actually looking at the data and saying maybe it's the cold weather causing these storms, maybe its the lack of Solar Activity that creates more storms.
It just goes to show there is no science behind the Global Warming movement and its just a perfect way to tax and control us. We have a few storms a few floods and they can blame it on basic human activity, and create more taxes and raise oil prices. Which leads us to our slogan "Its Stupid To Politicize The Weather!"