By Elmer Beaureguard
Can A Cow Farting In North Dakota Give a Guy In Alalbama a Kidney Stone? Two New Global Warming Studies came out recently that say just that, and no this is not an Onion article.

A new study was released yesterday that says Global Warming will cause a 30 percent increase in kidney stones. And in a related study Cow Farts are causing global warming, so put 2 and 2 together and you have a new kind of Butterfly effect.
If you think about it, a Cow farting is way more impactful than a butterfly flapping it's wings. So from now on I am coining the phrase "Cow Fart Effect". Hopefully you will too.
Here is the original Butterfly Efect according to Wikipedia: