by Elmer Beaureguard
Mother Nature proves no match for the Minnesota Legislature.
Today is the day that the Minnesota Legislature votes on the "Global Warming Mitigation Act", and just the mere thought of it has sent warmer temperatures scurrying back of to Florida.
Winter rears its ugly head with a late spring snowstorm in Minnesota, and the temperature went from 81º to 18º in 10 days. Lawmakers were overjoyed! Never before has a piece of Legislation had such an instantaneous effect. They haven't even voted on it yet and the weather is already capitulating.

Of course this law will be a slam dunk, and should easily pass through both houses, and I'm sure the Governor will sign it. Just look outside! They'll all be deemed "prophetic".
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