By Elmer Beauregard
President Obama has achieved Godlike status and is now determining what the globe's temperature should be.
In an article about the upcoming economic summit in Italy, it is stated that President Obama will limit the increase in the earth's temperature to 2 degrees.
Here is that quote.

"He'll arrive Wednesday in Italy reportedly prepared to embrace the broad goal of limiting global warming to an increase of 2 degrees Celsius -- 3.6 degrees Fahrenheit -- in the global average temperature."


I was amazed to read this, the discussion went form how much CO2 the peasants should be allowed to emit, to actually deciding what the temperature should be.
If it were up to me I could see an increase of 5 degree C. You're going to need at least that much to make Siberia and parts of Canada inhabitable, not to mention northern Minnesota.
Appropriately enough, Mr. Obama will also be meeting with the Pope to discuss the weather, I mean recent "Global Warming" (formerly known as "Summer"). Maybe, together these two deities will decide what the Globe's temperature shall be.