2. "it was always global warming this and global warming that"

By Elmer Beauregard
1. "It's either me or the planet Al"
2. "it was always global warming this and global warming that"
3. Tipper finally reached the "Tipping" point, get it?
4. Whenever Tipper was on the internet Al would say,
"I invented that you know".
5. Tipper had to walk everywhere to offset Al's jet travel.
6. Al spent too much time polishing his Oscar.
7. Tipper wasn't buying all this Global Warming crap.
8. Al needed an excuse to buy more seaside villas.
9. Al is trying to reduce his Carbon Footprint.
10. Al constantly playing Frank Zappa at full volume.

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