A draft summary of an international scientific report obtained by The Associated Press says the extremes caused by global warming could eventually grow so severe that some locations like New Jersey "will be too cold to live."

The freakish October snowstorm that blanketed the east coast could become a regular occurrence according to a new study.
SARCASM, NEW JERSEY - Just when you thought it can't get any worse, a top climate scientists puts out a new study that is really scary the day after Halloween. He says that global warming will cause more floods, more droughts, more heat, more cold and yes even more snow.
A draft summary of an international scientific report obtained by The Unassociated Press says the extremes caused by global warming could eventually grow so severe that some locations like New Jersey "will be too cold to live."
The report from the Nobel Prize-winning Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change marks a change in climate science. They are no longer just studying boring charts on average temperatures but now are concentrating on scarier things like snow storms.
"Global warming could cause more extreme floods and droughts or flood-droughts as we like to call them" said a senior scientist from NASCAR. "I think people are finally starting to realize that extreme cold weather is caused by global warming."
"You might think that global warming would make things warmer, but that is not the case as you can plainly see" he said. "We are just at the beginning of our studies and will need a lot more money to put out a report that will really scare the pants of you."

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