By Elmer Beauregard

Well it's April 12th in Minnesota and we just got a bunch of snow dumped on us about 6" to 8" across the state and there are no signs of a warm up. This isn't unusual for April, the problem is we are paying taxes through the nose to prevent global warming and it isn't happening.

We are building outdoor baseball stadiums thinking we should have nice weather by now but we aren't. Mayor Ryback in his a Greeny Weeny Utopia speech says that people from the coasts will be forced to move here in the future because of global warming and that isn't happening either. He even stole my joke about palm trees.

"The 2025 Minneapolis that Rybak described was a bigger, greener, more diverse and livable city. The population grew to 450,000 people, but vast transit improvements meant no increase in cars. The achievement gap in north Minneapolis and across the city had been reduced, and global warming meant a huge influx of people were coming to the city — though palm trees still couldn’t grow here, he joked."

Obama's EPA nominee Gina McCarthy said stopping global warming will be her primary objective even though when asked about global temp trends, she said ‘Don’t look at me as a climate scientist’.

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