Energy Department Says Pumpkins Cause Global Warming

By Elmer Beauregard

Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder the Energy Department, has now issued a warning that "Pumpkins" are causing Global Warming.

It says that pumpkins because they end up in the trash produce “more than 254 million tons of municipal solid waste (MSW) produced in the United States every year.”

Municipal solid waste decomposes into methane, “a harmful greenhouse gas that plays a part in climate change, with more than 20 times the warming effect of carbon dioxide,” Energy says.

So I'm sure this year that all the good Liberals will not be carving pumpkins or dressing in any costumes because they might be offensive, or trick or treating because candy is bad for you. Liberals sure know how to party.